( Adalinda will sadly have to be not one of those few. Because war. Really. Despite her misgivings with more and more she learns from the man, she thinks to herself it could be worse. John Doe could be here. )

If this is their recruiting method for their soldiers than it must be a hit and miss at times. On one hand they managed to bring you in. You're clearly a man of action and charisma and wit. With how you speak of this, it seems to be a walk of the park for you.

On the other hand they managed to bring me of all people... things... in. I suppose I can scare the enemies with showing them some horrendous pattern swatches.