[He laughs, hey he got her to stress some words in a sentence. That usually means irritation. He's mocked enough people in his time to recognize it.]

I'm not ruffling your feathers too much now am I? I thought for someone who's been in a few fights that they'd know how to keep themselves out of the clinic. I guess I was right about you. [TOTALLY CALLING YOUR BLUFF GURL]

But since you're so insistent I'll give you a tip, free of charge. Drink a lot of juice.

[Ok, not the best tip but it's sarcastically promoting good health...?]