( She fakes a delighted laugh, waving any imagined offense he might (correctly) think she feels. )

Why! I must say that is a comment I never heard from a cute gentleman before. You're the first to make a most curious connection to my hair to rug of royalty. It certainly got my attention. ( She covers her mouth and fakes a giggle, batting her eyelashes. ) Tell me, my dear.

Do you always say that to the new girls around here as a way to welcome them in?